girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
when youre pregnant you can only eat tiny miniature versions of foods otherwise the the baby wont be able to fit it in its little mouth im a scientist
thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news
not to brag but this splat of mystery goo on the floor of the electronics section in my local walmart matches my shoes
